It's Sunday and it's somewhere around noon, you're watching TV and an emergency broadcast appears on the screen. They say a nuclear missle is inbound on your location. What do you do?

  Ignore it, it's obviously a joke
  Panic and run around in circles
  Go to the basement or some safe place and call my friends and family

You survive but your entire town is destroyed. What's the first thing you do when you come out?

  Come out? Forget it, i'll just sit there and die.
  Cry
  Act like nothing happened
  Look for survivors
  Pack up whatever isn't destroyed and take it to the nearest unaffected town

You see some helicopters coming and survivors get on, what do you do?

  Get on, of course
  Grab some stuff and get on
  Ignore it

The helicopter crashes but you survive. About half a mile away, you see one of your friends' houses. What do you do?

  Walk to the house
  Walk to the nearest hospital
  Wait for an ambulance or something to come

You see some planes fly by. You notice that they're flying low and they're obviously military planes. They start dropping bombs suddenly. What do you do?

  Get to the nearest safe place
  Hide somewhere
  Ignore it

Do you have a plan for a nuclear invasion?

  Yes, more than one
  Yes, just one
  No, but I'm planning on making at least one
  No, why would I need one?

What's the safest place at your house?

  A bomb shelter
  The basement
  My house, that's it
  I don't have a house :

How large is your town? (Likelihood of being "attacked")

  Very small
  Small
  Average
  Large
  Very large
  I live in a very well known city

Last but not least, do you think you would survive?

  No way
  No
  Maybe
  Probably
  Yes
  Hell yes!