The knights who say Ni demand a.....?

  prisoner
  shrubbery
  rabbit
  book

What wooden animal is offered to the French question?

  Squirrel
  Dog
  Rabbit
  Horse

Your mother was a ____ and your father smelt of _______.
Fill in the blanks

  hamster, elderberries
  scholar, mushrooms
  meanie, stinkiness
  nanny, blackberries

What religious relic is used to defeat the creature guarding the cave Caerbannag?

  The Cross of Jesus
  The Ancient Menorah of Jerusalem
  The Holy handgrenade of Antioch
  The Scales of Justice

What happened to the peasant after the witch turned him into a newt?

  he got better
  she used him in a potion
  he was never seen again
  she turned him back human

What do you burn with witches?

  hay
  straw
  wood
  more witches

Where does Sir Gallahad see the Holy Grail?

  United Kingdom Castle
  Castle of the Holy Grail
  Castle of the Round Table
  Castle Anthrax

What is the name of "The Enchanter" with goat horns?

  Ralph
  Tim
  Merlin
  Jim

What animal are mentioned throughout the opening credits?

  cow
  bear
  moose
  elk

What happened to those responsible for the fault in the credits?

  They were fired
  They were promoted
  They were bagged
  They were sacked

What does Dennis the peasant scream when Arthur attempts to make him stop talking?

  "Let go of me you scoundrel"
  "Help! He's a lunatic!"
  "I'm suing!"
  "Help! Help! I'm being repressed"

Why don't the Knights of the Round Table go to Camelot?

  It is a silly place
  It's been ransacked
  There's no room for them
  The French won't let them in

In the book of the movie, who is the last knight to be introduced?
Sir...

  Gallahad the Pure
  Robyn the not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- Lancelot
  Lancelot the Brave
  not- appearing- in- this- film

What bird comes up repeatedly in the movie?

  dove
  robyn
  swallow
  pigeon

How did King Arthur become King?

  God willed it be so
  He inherited the throne from his Uncle who happened to not have any children
  The lady of the lake reached out to give him Excilabur
  He overthrew the previous King and crowned himself

How does the movie end?

  They are arrested by the 70's British police.
  They find the grail.
  King Arthur is killed fighting.
  There is an epic battle

How many unimaginary horses appear throughout the film?

  four
  eighteen
  two
  one

King Arthur cuts off the limbs of which person?

  The French guard
  The Black Knight
  Sir Lancelot the Brave
  Dennis the peasant

What is the tagline of this movie?

  The final search of forever.
  The search to end all searches.
  And now! At Last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren't quite the same as this one is.
  Watch your language young man! This is the Holiest of Grails.