You have been chosen to be the mayor of your community. What is your reaction?

  I will be happy and joyful.
  I will be very shocked and surprised.
  I will be unsure of my title.
  I will hate myself.
  I will pretend to sleep.
  I will be slightly committed to my duty.
  I will brag until I run out of voice.
  I will not have pride, and thank those who have helped me.
  I will cry tears of absolute joy.

One person pulls out a gun and points it at you. As the mayor, what is your reaction?

  I will stand there like nothing happened.
  I will make a gun with my fingers and point it at him/her.
  I will appoint my guards to arrest that person.
  I will lecture that person on the definition of "peace".
  I will cry like a baby.
  I will ask everyone to initiate a state of prayer.
  I will command the crowd to beat the person up.
  I will thank the person for my ticket to Heaven.
  I will run and hide.

It's a man! The gunman is arrested and you can continue with your speech. So what's next?

  I will cry.
  I will smile and continue speaking.
  I will thank everyone for overcoming the sudden drama.
  I will request a round of applause.
  I will stand there like I was stunned.
  I will interview celebrities who have came to my campaign.

Next day comes. What do you expect?

  I expect ten times more drama than yesterday.
  I expect that this is not the correct answer.
  I expect today will be a good day.
  I am sure today will be horrible.
  I feel as if today will be all drama-free.

You go to check on the town. You see a couple fighting. To promote peace, what is your response?

  I will go up to them and lecture them for a few minutes.
  I will shout at them.
  I will make a gun with my fingers and point it at them.
  I will tell them to mouth "Sorry!" to each other.
  I will give them a big hug!!

It turns out the couple was fighting over labor and money. You were auspicious to know this, so you came up with a solution.

  The solution is to give them daily checks.
  The solution is to ignore their presence.
  The solution is to buy them a new house.
  The solution is to donate all the money of an orphanage to them. (PURE EVIL!)
  The solution is to pretend they are in need of money. Send them money daily.
  The solution is to give half the bank vault's money to them.
  The solution is to provide them with a high-paying but simple job.
  The solution is to arrest both of them.
  The solutions from 1-8 are all acceptable.

Now the town (or kingdom for spices) is talking about the case of the five children who have drowned in Coma Lake. What is your response?

  I'll file this case for the policemen, even if I'm not one.
  I will pray that they are safe in Heaven.
  I will close Coma Lake.
  I will cry over losing young citizens.
  I will send gifts to the five families who have suffered the pain of losing a member of a family.
  I will command a rampage.

You have found out the drownings of the children were not accidents - they were planned by the criminal group Dragoneers. What is your move?

  I will hunt the Dragoneers down.
  I will pray to God about the drama.
  I will hold a rally between the Dragoneers and the locals.
  I will make the Dragoneers suffer.
  I will command violinists to follow me while they play epic music.

Numbers 11-15 are all about taking down the Dragoneers peacefully. Number 10 is a warm-up. So are you enjoying so far?!

  Yes!
  Nope!
  I don't know.
  I came here for fun and BOY AM I HAVING FUN!!
  I came here for fun, not to rate you and your cruddy test.
  Never in a million, billion, SEPTILLION years.
  I will love it for the rest of my life and cherish it.
  I have no clue. Do you like your OWN test?!
  Answer this for the highest score possible. I'm not lying, my testers said they got 100% all because they answered this.

The drama turns into dramaction from here on out. It's time to do the ultimate showdown! Where do you and your soldiers land first?

  In their base of operations.
  In one of the criminals' houses.
  In a cave.
  In a jet plane.
  Boy, is this a hard one..
  In a wooden alleyway.
  Somewhere on Earth.
  In the nearest SUV.
  I don't care. Just gun em' down!!

You see a Dragooner and he points a gun at you. Others jump from the roof of their camp base. Now it's five against five. The ball is in your court. Your action?

  Shoot em' seven times,
  They're Dragoneers! AHEEEEEEEM!
  Free headshot! Get 9% score off!
  The answer above is pretty serious tho..
  Just stand there pointing guns at each other, until someone does something.
  Didn't I tell you all of these give below 5%?! :D
  Just shout, "THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!!!".

The leader comes before you and divides everyone among a group. Your side touches the lip of a plank. One of your guards will trip. What do you do now?

  Stop my guard from falling down.
  Let out the fire on the leader!
  Carefully remove the plank from under the guard.
  Wait for someone to do something AGAIN.
  Tell them "We can work things out peacefully, please.".
  If you got your trusty (but stolen) SUV, you have the choice of brutally running them all over. End the story with a low score early on!
  If you got your private jet with you, hide in it for extra cover.
  Answer 8 gives no points.
  This does though.

You learn the gunman was a member of the Dragoneers. The whole crew is targeting you. In return, you and your guards all point at the leader. Do you choose to begin the line of fire?

  Yes, I proudly will.
  No. I'd rather DIE!!
  No, I back off.
  FREE POINTS!
  FREE AND SALE!
  Probably.. I'm much of a coward, ya' know?
  I surrender and risk dying.
  I vote Answer 9.
  But this is a non-sense option. Why'd you even pick me in the first place?!

You shoot the leader in the head TWICE. The leader shoots you in the shoulder. You are both escorted by your fellow men, covering the wounds. Meanwhile, in the background, all is wild! Guards are fighting each other. The epicness reveals in the ultimate showdown when you and the other leader point guns at each other to decide the final breath! But that's another story. Part 1 for this test. Questions 16-30 come afterward! Did you like it? (And are you hyped?!)

  YES!
  I was waiting for this moment.
  HOLD ON. You don't leave us on a cliffhanger JUST LIKE THAT!!
  No, I'm not excited because this quiz SUX.
  Hype train boarding pass right here! GOTTA BOARD IT NOW!!