First, I want to know WHY you are taking this test.

  I was depressed and came here to see if you could cheer me up.
  I honestly have suicidal thoughts, I need help.
  I was bored.

Pour your feelings out. Really. I don't mind. (Or call 1-800-273-8255 for professional help)

  I feel depressed....:( I don't know what to do.
  What feelings? I was just bored.
  No feelings can describe what I am feeling. Me: I am so sorry :(
  I AM ANGRY! Me: OK, you may need to take a deep breath. And if you must, take a nap. That can help. Or ask for help, even better.

(Does not Affect Test) Are you afraid to contact help from the suicide hotline? Please don't be, because they are there to help.

  Nooo that would be weird... :(
  Why would I need that? Me: Seriously, dude. Just leave.
  I guess I am not now, I really need help.
  No, there when I need it.

(Advice, doesn't affect score) Remember, you are a human being that deserves to be heard. I made this test for you! If you still feel depressed or need help, please contact family or the suicide hotline. (Remember, they are there for a reason!)

  OK, move on.
  OK, move on.

Are you feeling really mad at someone right now, and feel like you can't deal with him/her?

  Yes! I can't even... Me: OK hold, take a deep breath. You may need some support.
  Meh, I bit. It is kinda making me mad, but not affecting much. Me: Alright, that is good. Remember, help is there when you do need it!
  No, but I am feeling pain/sadness/other :(
  No, I don't need this test. Me: Fine, you can stay.

(More Advice, Doesn't Affect Test) If you are really mad at someone, try not to hold in that grudge. Try to forget the person. Take it out on your pillow. Write it down. Eat a whole thing of ice cream, even. Whatever it takes for you to forget about those terrible, terrible things. And if things really get tough and you have suicide thoughts, please contact 1-800-273-8255 for help. Thanks, hope this help.

  OK, move on.
  OK, move on.

If you have any family members you trust, please tell them of any suicidal thoughts. They will try their best to help and this way you are talking to someone you know. Take it from someone who has had problems like this, never hold it in. Ever. (Btw does not affect test, just more friendly advice :) )

  Aww, thanks! This helped.
  OK, move on.
  Wut? This made me feel terrible. Me: If you are feeling mad about any questions, just leave. Don't take this for the sake of it. Thanks!

Has things such as drawing, writing your emotions down, or taking a walk ever help you out when you are feeling emotional pain?

  Kinda.
  Nooo. :(
  Yeah, it helps with a lot of the small problems I have.
  I don't have problems. B| Me: Honestly, I am not leaving anymore questions for you! Leave!

I hope this helped you. :) Remember, suicide thoughts must be taken seriously. And if no one seems to care, remember; I care about these situations. I even had similar ones. Do NOT be afraid to contact help. Ever.

  Awwww thanks! This helped.
  This didn't help. :( Me: Aww sorry I couldn't do better.
  Helped a bit, thanks. Me: :)