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Are you Dirty or Clean
I apologize if your hygiene was made fun of in this quiz but remember i don't actually know your hygiene routine and most of the joking is done for comic relief so yeah hope you enjoy!
Do you feel dirty or unclean?
I feel like i slept in an alley for a year!!!!!
I feel slightly dirty.
Only my hair.
I feel like I am fresh and clean!
How long has it been since you last bathed?
Five days only!
Two days ago.
Three days ago.
Four days ago.
I don't remember!
How many times have you sweated today?
Too many to count!
Not at all.
Twice maybe three times?
Do you smell?
My feet stink.
My everything stinks!
My armpits and feet stink.
My feet and hair stink.
My armpits and hair stink.
I emit green smoke if that means anything!
How you been outside getting dirty?
I was on a ranch.
I played in the dirt.
I went out in the wind.
I went swimming.
Do you enjoy having good hygiene?
I hate it, its a waste of my precious time!
I love it, the best part is after when your squeaky clean!
Its okay but I'd rather be doing something else.
It's boring but I have a pretty good routine!
Do you have health hygienic problems?
I have athletes foot.
I have no disgusting fungus or yeast! Uhhhh!!!!
I have a bit of chronic foot and pit stink.
I have bad stank if that's a "health problem".
Do you shave alot?
I'm a guy so no.
I'm a guy and i shave a little bit.
I'm a guy and i wax frequently!
I'm a girl who shaves occasionally, but not my arms.
I'm a girl who always shaves or waxes everything!
I'm a girl who never shaves or waxes, I am all NaturAle.
Do you think other people who don't have good hygiene are gross?
Yes they are PUTRID AND HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No i'm one of them......
I have pretty good hygiene but i don't think they're gross.
Do you brush your teeth and tongue?
Only about once a day.
Both twice to three times a day.
Every other day.
I only brush my teeth once a day.
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