Have you ever been to a swim meet?

  What's a swim meet?
  Duh. I just went to one last weekend!
  No, but I'm going to go to one soon.

How often do you practice?

  Almost every day. The pool is my second home!
  Once or twice a week.
  There's practice?

Do you do dryland?

  Yes! But only because my coach makes me.
  No, but I know what it is and I may do it in the future.
  Huh? What's dryland?

Do you own equipment?

  Swimming needs equipment?
  No, but I borrow it from where I swim.
  Yep! I got all of it.... Kickboard, fins, pullbouy...

Have you ever had a swim related injury?

  No, but my friends have, and we still joke about them.
  Yep. Bruises, sore muscles, lane rope scratches... I've got 'me all.
  How do you get a swim related injury?
  No.

Have you ever dived off a block?

  What's a block?
  No, but I'm still learning how.
  Duh! I've done EVERYTHING off a block... Fallen, belly flopped, false started...

Do you know all of the strokes? (Fly, back, breastroke, free)

  Breastroke? Seriously? That's a stroke? Wow.
  Duh.
  No, but I'm learning them.

Do you know all of your turns? (Flip turns, open turns)

  What are those?
  I'm learning them, but I haven't mastered them yet.
  Duh! I'd be kinda hard to swim a 500 free if I didn't!

Have you ever been to early morning practice?

  Yes, and they suck.
  No, but I might in the future.
  Who would wake up in the morning to swim?

Are you friends with or do u like someone on swim team?

  Yeah! My bestfriend's on swim team with me!
  I don't have many friends on swim team, but I know some people.
  No. I'm not on swim team.