What is the square root of seven

  i didnt think this was a math test
  am i supposed to care?
  donuts make the world happy
  *grabs sheet of paper* lemme see...

Why do you think that basketballs are round?

  because then they can bounce
  because if they made it a square then they would be copying minecraft
  idk
  because spheres rule!

Why are pandas not purple?

  because they cant dye their fur without their mommys permission
  what does this have to do with burritos?
  hi
  orange juice is popcorns girlfriend

How do you respond when some random person says I love you to you

  run away screaming
  say i love you too
  tell them if they dont get away you will pepper spray them
  eat a burrito

I love you

  *runs away screaming*
  awww i love you too
  im gettin my pepperspray!!!!!!
  *eats burrito*

Do you like pancakes?

  no
  yes
  do you even need to ask?

Why are you still taking this test?

  cuz its awesome
  umm... i dont remember
  define the word why
  7
  idk why are unicorns purple

Where are the unicorns hiding?

  australia
  pizza
  in my basement
  unicorns dont exist
  ummm... whats a unicorn?

Last question: is bacon amazing

  yes
  no
  omg yes yes yes yes yes yez yes...