Sex - Tight Pants

A man goes to a doctor. He says "Doctor,I've got a terrible headache"
The doctor replies "OK, how long have you had it?"
"About 15 years" was the reply.

Stunned by this, the doctor examined the patient and concluds:
"I see, your balls press on your spine and creates a terrible headache."

"What can I do" the patient says

"Well, they could be cut off"

Half an hour later, the patient limped out of the hospital. He feels great, the headache has gone. He decides to celebrate by buying new clothes.

He walks into a shop and the shopkeeper greets him.

"What can I do for you", the shopkeeper says.

"I'll have a new shirt please", the patient replied.

"Hmmmm. I think you are a size 44"

"Wow, I am that exactly how did you know"

"I have been in the business a long time"

"OK, I'll have some shoes, I'm..."

"A size 12F?"

"Yes, how did you know?"

"I have been in the business a long time"

"OK I'll have some underwear please"

"A size 34"

"No! I'm size 32"

"That's crazy, if you wore size 32's, your balls would press on your spine and create a terrible headache!"

Rating: 3.38