Other - Delusions

Man arrives at the Pearly Gates and is asked if he believes in God.
"No, I don't" he says.
"Doesn't matter, you've been kind, compassionate and truthful. Go to room 62 - but be VERY quiet when you go past rooms 14 and 23."
"Why?" he asks.
"Because that's where the Christians and the Muslims are, and they both believe they're the only ones here."

Rating: 3.10