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Other - 10 Long Years
A man is stranded on a desert island. He's been there for 10 years. On the 10th year, a woman comes out of the ocean. She is not a mermaid, but a wetsuit diver. She asks the man "How long has it been since you've had a drink?"
He replies with "10 long years." The woman reaches to her shoulder pocket and pulls out a small bottle of booze. He drinks marrily and says "That. Is. Sweet." The woman then asks, "How long has it been since you've had a smoke?"
He once again replies with "10 long years." The woman reaches to her opposite shoulder pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. The man smokes a few drags and says "That. Is. Sweet." Finally, the woman asks, "How long has it been since you've played a game?"
"10 long years," he repeats for the last time. As the woman is unzipping the front of her wetsuit, just so the lining of her cleavege is showing, the man shouts:
"GOOD GOD O'MIGHTY! DON'T TELL MY YOU'VE GOT TWO GOLF CLUBS IN THERE!" Rating: 2.80
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