Other - Little Suzie

Little Suzie was riding her bike and a cop on a horse pulls her over.

The cops asks, "hey did you get that bike from Santa?"

Suzie replies, "yes!"

So he wrote her a ticket and said, "maybe next time, tell Santa to put reflectors on it."

She looked up at him and said, "that's a pretty horse. Did you get it from Santa?"

He laughed and said "yea."

Suzie then said, "maybe next time tell Santa that the dick goes on the bottom of the horse not the top."

Rating: 4.14