What is your favorite color?

  Purple
  Red
  Green
  Blue
  Pink
  Black. Like my soul.
  Other

Out of all these, what's your favorite ship?

  Aarmau...
  AAAARMAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU
  Zanvis. (Me: ;) yaaazzzzz)
  Jefflyn or Vylante
  Reese-chan
  Zene... It... Was a high school crush...(me: I WILL END YOU.)
  Other (me I HOPE YOU DONT MEAN ZANE-CHAN.)

Food choice?

  Hmmmm.... Potatos? Wait! Would that be cannabalism?
  ... I like food...
  Hm? Sorry I wasn't listening. I was too busy checking myself out. I mean- WHAT?
  Uh. I like pizza!
  Hmm... Well, I love cookies, but I also love cake! (Takes 15 minutes) Uh, never mind! I'm not hungry.
  CUPCAKES. BACON.
  Hmm... I don't normally eat...

How would most people describe you?

  Positive, problem solver
  Mysterious, secretive
  A flirt...
  Strong, tempered
  Energetic, happy
  Emo, dark
  That one person that no one notices.

Do you want to date?

  Uh... Kinda? No... Maybe???
  ... (No response) ...
  Ha! OF COURSE.
  Um. Not really.
  Well, I mean, I kinda do, but with that one special true love!
  No. Unless it's Gene. Or Travis.
  no no no.

Why are you taking this test?

  Because I want to!
  Why not.
  Because I'm curious.
  Why do you want to know?!
  Because... Wait does this affect the results? (Me: yes)
  I have nothing else to do with my life.
  BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW NEXT QUESTION.

Meow?

  Uh
  What
  Sure?
  No.
  Meow meow meow meow?
  ...
  MEOWMEOW YES

Did you like this test?

  Yesh.
  Yes
  Yeah...
  No.
  Yes yes yes!
  No. Can I have a cupcake now?
  MEOWMEOW YES

Final question: who do you think you are?

  Aphmau
  Aaron
  Travis
  Katelyn
  Kawaii~ Chan
  Zane
  NO ONE