The parents are about to leave. What do you ask?

  What do you have in the fridge? (parents: ham,cheese,salad and juice)
  allergies , bedtime , schedule and food they are aloud to eat (parents: emily is allergic to peanuts and the bedtime is 8:00 pm and they have gaming time at 2:00 pm and lunch at 3:00 pm
  Nothing
  Hope u and your husband die! (parents: [fire u]

How do you introduce yourself to the kids?

  Hello kids my name is (your name) what is yours? (kids: mine is Kate im 3. mine is emily im 6. mine is jacob im 9. my name is sara im 12)
  SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!! (kids: [run upstairs] )
  Hi im (your name) and do something intresting (kids: ummmm)
  Nothing

Emily goes to look in the cabinet and has a allergic reaction because jacob forgot to put the peanut butter away! what do you do?

  Get over it! (emily: [cries]
  stab medicine in her arm and slap her in the face
  Run and get her medicine and put it in carefully then give her a hug and get her a hello kitty bandaid
  throw her against the wall and say SHUT UP AND BE A MAN! then bust her head open (emily: [dies] )

It is now lunch time. what do you make the kids?

  Icecream! (kids: YAYYAYAYAY)
  Nothing they can make it themselves
  Pizza (jacob: YAY!)
  ham sandwiches and chips

Cate refuses to eat. what do u do?

  Cmon look a airplane *makes swooshing sound and feeds ham sandwich and chips*
  IF U DONT EAT IM GONNA KILL U! (Cate: [gobbles food up almost choking] )
  Smack her
  ignore her

You decide to put on a movie for the kids. what movie do u put on?

  Suicide squad (kids: O_O)
  Untold stories of the ER (kids: that isnt even a movie!)
  Lego movie (kids: YAY)
  Nothing u send them up to bed

Sara seems sad. what do you do?

  Ignore her and text your boyfriend
  push her to the ground
  tell her to quit crying and watch the movie
  comfort her and ask her whats wrong

it turns our sara hasnt been having fun at all. its time for the kids to go to bed including sara. what do u do

  put them all to bed and say nothing
  shove them down the stairs to make them fall asleep (aka pass out)
  put the kids to bed but let sara watch a movie of her choice
  leave

The parents come back. what do u say?

  They were great! 1$ a hour
  They were horrible! 50$ a minute!