What is your temperature?

  36.5 to 37.5
  37.6 to 38.5
  38.6 to 39.5
  39.6 to 40.5
  More than 40.5 (see a doctor)

Have you thrown up in the last 24 hour?

  Yes *bleagggghhhh *
  No but I feel all shaky.
  I think I'm going to any minute.
  Nope!! I feel fine!

Do you want to go to school?

  um... we have a test. *cough cough *
  Yeah but I'm throwing up so I cant
  Rather not......

I know awkward, but do you have diarrhea?

  badly
  a little loose
  Nope it's fine
  Constipation!!!

Will you miss anything important if you skip school that day?

  Only a math test, Geography quiz, school play....
  Maybe a french class or something, nothing major.
  A days homework *woo hoo!!*

If you took some painkillers, would you be able to get through the day?

  probably...
  Nope, too sick.
  I dunno but probably not.
  Yup!!

Can you get out of bed and walk around?

  I puke when I stand up.
  Yup!! and do some starjumps as well
  With difficulty

Do you go to schoolwith someone with health problems / compromised immune system?

  Yup!! ( you should really stay home)
  No

Do you feel any better now?

  A little bit...
  Nope *pukes*
  Meh