Are the two of you friends?

  Yes, for a while now.
  Kind of. We're acquaintances.
  Not really.
  No, we're practically strangers.
  No, not at all. I barely know him.
  I don't really know.

Does he seem interested in your conversations?

  Yes, of course.
  Most of the time. Unless he's with his friends.
  Sort of. Sometimes.
  No, barely ever. Only if it's something interesting.
  No way.
  Hmm. I don't know.

Does he flirt with you often? (teasing counts too)

  Yes, all the time!
  He has a lot of times!
  Sometimes. He's a big flirt though.
  No, I don't really think so.
  Never.
  I don't know. We don't talk much.

Do YOU think he's interested in you?

  Yes, totally. He seems like it.
  I think so. Pretty positive.
  I'm not sure. He gives me mixed signals.
  I don't really think so.
  No.
  No way. He wouldn't.

Has he ever ditched you for one of your friends?

  Yes, totally. He does it quite often.
  Sometimes.
  I don't really pay attention.
  Nope, he doesn't know my friends.
  Hell no. He would never.
  He kind of does it to make me jealous.
  Yes. He likes one of them, I think.

Would you consider him your type?

  Yes, we're practically the same.
  Yep.
  I don't really have a "type."
  No, not really. He's not in my spectrum, if you know what I mean.
  Nope. Not at all.

Has he ever taken one of your possessions for a little while?

  He does this, like, everyday.
  Yeah, sometimes.
  Um, I haven't really noticed.
  No, I don't really think so.
  Nope.

Is he single?

  Yes, completely.
  Yeah. But only recently.
  I don't really know.
  No, but they're not happy together.
  No. And they're pretty close too.

Body language is a big teller of love. Does he look at you a lot, or lean towards you when you two talk?

  Yeah!
  Yes, I'm pretty sure.
  I don't really pay attention.
  No, I don't really think so.
  Nope. Not at all.

Do his friends tease him about you?

  Yeah, a lot.
  I think so.
  I don't know.
  Nope, at least I don't think so.
  No. Definitely not.

And, finally, do your friends tease you about him?

  Oh my god. Yes!
  Yeah, sometimes.
  Um... I don't really have close friends.
  Nope. They don't know I like him.
  Nope. Not at all.