Which combo is the most MLG one?

  Ruffles and Coca-Cola
  Doritos and Mountain Dew
  Cheetos and Sprite
  Cookies and Milk

What stars with an I and ends with an I?

  Illuminati
  itanimullI
  II
  I I
  I don't know okay? I

Which set of numbers are best?

  69, 69, 69, 69.
  NUMBERS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
  180, 360, 420, 720.
  60, 90, 1080, -2831957489329382

DO YOU SEE THAT?!?!

  See what?!
  Illuminati?
  ?itanimullI
  Yeah, I do, not sure what it is though.

Fill in the blanks. I dominate _______ in a ___

  I dominate scrubs in a 1v1
  I dominate noobs in a 1v1
  I dominate doritos in a 10v10
  I dominate Santa in a 2v3

What can a true MLG pro not forget?

  Best sniper rifle, best chair, best mouse.
  Best gun (any), best computer, best cigarette.
  Best mouse pad, best doritos, best mountain dew.
  Best sniper rifle, best blunt, best weed.

What does a true MLG pro not use?

  Any gun, flashbangs
  Worst sniper rifle, best perks
  Yer mom, lel.

Hardscope this scrub?

  NO, 360 NOSCOPE THIS FAG!
  Sure.
  Maybe.
  DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW
  NO, 720 HARDSCOPE!

Final question. You have a MLG game at 7:00 p.m. What time do you arrive?

  Wait, this question seems familiar (most people won't get it, don't worry)
  I arrive at 6:69 p.m, with all my best stuff.
  I arrive at 7:00 a.m, study the map, check the stats of people, and investigate the guns. Then I practice with some scrubs in 1v1's, then I just wait until the game starts.
  I arrive at 7:00 p.m, do some random stuff before the game, then dominate some scrubs (hopefully).