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Are you a good babysitter
You are babysitting Bob, age 9, and Ella, age 4
How do you advertise?
Hire me pleeeeeeeeeeeease!!! Hi. If you have kids, then give me a try! HIRE ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Parents leave. What do you ask?
Where's the bathroom? Phone numbers, allergies Do you have cable TV?
Time for dinner! What are we having
Big Mac Carrots and Chicken nuggets Leftovers you cannot identify
Let's go outside! What do we play?
Demolition derby Egg houses Tag
Ella scrapes her hand and cries. What do you do
Shut the heck up!!!! Calm her down and get a band-aid Make her keep playing
Kids went in, are bored. What do you do?
Play scary zombie video games Play monopoly Make them sit and do nothing while you call your girlfriend
Bath time. Bob refuses to take his. What do you do?
I would, you stink. lock him in the washing machine and turn it on Come on, baths are fun.
Ella smells like she just went. What do you do?
Pour perfume on her. Change it. Get a clothespin and put it on your nose
Bedtime. What do you read?
The three billy goats gruff Magazines you see in the store The hunger games
The kids listen to music while they sleep. What do you play
Uncensored Thrift Shop Guns n Roses "soothing sounds"
What do you do while you wait for the parents?
Listen to Guns n Roses on their stereo Read a book. Play Burnout Paradise
How much do you charge?
FREE! 20/hour 200/hour
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