Look out your window. Do you see a penguin surfing on a flying pancake?

  Yes. I named him Theodore.
  Yes and I ate the pancake and now he is sad.
  No. It's all a lie. Penguins don't exist.
  Yes and It is my dream to one day join him on my levitating waffle.

Boomshakalakalaka Boom-shakalaka-boom?

  Why, yes! I'd love some!
  AAAAHHHH!!!! *throws cat out of bus window*
  There are wombats stealing my toilet.
  Potato.

Scenario: You are outside in your backyard and suddenly a badger starts pelting you with oranges. How do you react?

  Skillfully dodge the oranges then womp the badger with a frozen ham
  Use a Jedi Mind-Trick on the badger
  Hide until he's out of ammunition, the football tackle him and throw him to the Sarlacc.
  Walk away casually because only a silly mortal would waste their time with such Tom-foolery.

If I asked you if you like to smell emus, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

  Yes.
  No.
  ...What exactly is wrong with smelling emus?

Trivia question (just to see if you're awesome enough to be taking this test): Which of the following people is most awesome?

  Jimmy Page
  Jimmy Page
  Jimmy Page
  Someone who is not Jimmy Page (Hint: This answer is not correct)

Another scenario: a co-worker/classmate randomly hits you with a walrus. What do you do?

  Eat the walrus.
  Eat your co-worker/classmate (You can answer this if you want but please do not do it in real life because it is bad manners)
  Throw a cat out of a bus window
  Become an orangutan because why not

Another trivia question: The Character Chewbacca is what species and from what movie(s)?

  He is a kitty and he is from that movie where that person did that thing with that guy
  He is a vampire and he is from the "Twilight" movies
  He is a penguin and is from the movie "Happy Feet"
  He is a Wookiee and he is from those movies with that short green guy who talks backwards and has long pointy ears.

How will the world end?

  Zombie apocalypse
  Alien invasion
  A black hole swallowing the Earth
  The Alpacalypse

Last and MOST IMPORTANT question.....
You see many things. You see pterodactyls flying through your kitchen and penguins performing ancient ritualistic dances in your garden. You see wombats in your bathroom and badgers in your pillowcase. Last week, you saw a gigantopithecus in your closet and a magic tortoise was dwelling in your refrigerator. What does this mean? (p.s., Gigantopithecus was a very large prehistoric ape, for those who don't know).

  It means I am The Chosen One.
  It's a sign of The Alpacalypse (It's real. I'm not making it up).
  It means I should go for a psychiatric evaluation (but I'm not going to because insanity is fun)