Do you believe in unicorns?

  Yes,absolutely!!!!
  I happen to know a certain unicorn personally.
  No. There is NO evidence that unicorns could possibly exist.
  ummm..... I dunno...... I guess.....
  Um excuse me? What's a unicorn?

On a scale of 1-6 how sparkly and glittery are you?

  um...1 I guess.
  probably just 2
  3, I'm half glitter, half not
  I'd say 4, mostly sparkle, not to much.
  5, I'm definently a glitter girl!
  For sure 6!!! I AM SO DANG SPARKELY!!!!!!

What would your reaction be if someone told you that you were a unicorn?

  OMG! REALLY?!?!? IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!
  I knew it. I'm a unicorn and I can tell the future!
  HA HA HA!!!! That's SOOOOO funny!
  No I'm not and that's not even cool, bro.

Can you fly?

  Of course I can!
  I wish! That would be sooooo cool!
  um, DUH, noooooooo.
  That's just stupid.

How often do you feel magical?

  Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
  Always! I'm just naturally a magical person.
  um, never. What does that even mean?
  If by that you mean happiness and joy? Then sometimes I do.

A true unicorn knows which one these in the coolest.

  LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!
  awopbabaloobopawopbamboom
  Chang Chang Changity Chang Shoo Bop
  Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and cupcakes!
  death.

pick a card any card

  this card?
  or this card?
  or maybe this card?
  or should you pick this card?
  no, pick this card.
  actually pick this card
  DONT PICK THIS CARD
  pick this card.

If you could be any unicorn what would you be?

  A unicorn that can turn into a butterfly!
  The sparkliest unicorn in the world!
  A mini tiny unicorn
  A dinosour unicorn!
  A unicorn that doesn't exist.
  I wouldn't be a unicorn.

Do you like waffles?

  yes!!!
  NO!!!!
  uuuuuuummmmmm