Sex - Explanation

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and
asks him:
- "Daddy, what's sex?".
"OK" he thinks "This day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my
little princess learn about sex from the streets". So, he sits her
down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about
conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about
puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams. Then she asks:
- "Daddy, what is "a couple"?.
And he carries on a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but
this can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or two
females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the
vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex,
pornography, bondage and rape, paedophilia, sex toys etc...The father
finally asks:
- "So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "sex"?
- "Oh, Mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

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