Bar - Not Beer

The presidents of four major beer companies walked into a bar. The bartender asks them what they want to drink.
The Budweiser man says "Give me a Budweiser, king of beers."
The Coors man says "Give me a Coors, refreshing and oh-so-sweet."
The Miller man says "Give me a Miller, good and good for you."
The Guinness man asks for a Coke. Astounded, the other men ask him why. He responds "Well, if you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither should I."

Rating: 3.30