Office - Blair And The Pig

Tony Blair and his driver are on their way to Chequers and pass a farm. Suddenly, a pig jumps out into the middle of the road. The driver tries to swerve out of the way, but hits him.

The driver goes to the farmhouse to explain what's happened. Ten minutes later, he returns to the car holding a beer and a cigar. Blair notices this and says, "What on earth did you tell 'em?"

The driver says, "I told them that I'm Tony Blair's driver and I just killed the pig."

Rating: 2.93