Blonde - Blonde Ice Fishing

A lovely blonde decides to go ice fishing. She takes a comfortable chair, her extra large latte and all the equipment she needs out on the ice. As she starts chopping a hole in the ice, she hears a loud voice from above say,"There are no fish under the ice!"

Startled, the blonde picks up her chair, her latte, and all the ice fishing equipment and moves a little way down the ice. Again, as she begins chopping a hole in the ice, she hears a loud, angry voice voice from above say, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Perturbed, the blonde picks up her chair,her latte and all her equipment and goes way down to the far end of the ice. As soon as she starts chopping a hole in the ice, the loud voice from above again entones "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Looking up, the blonde asks, "Is that you, God?"

The answer came, "No, this is the manager of the ice rink!"

Rating: 3.62